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Owennson谨启
2015年5月9日，2023年12月31日修订
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9th May, 2015, edited on 31st December, 2023
Dear all message leavers:
To avoid I misunderstand your message which may leads to severe arguing, before you leave any message here, please notice the following.
1. I really care about dignity. If you do anything that I treat as disrespectful, I will counter-attack without hesitation. Please remember this before you accuse me anything.
2. Please sign with ~~~~ after your message.
3. Please use English but not other languages if you don't know Chinese. I cannot understand your message fully if you use other languages due to the grammar mistakes of Google Translate.
4. For the sake of the cleanness of the talk page, if anyone leaving spam, insulting, defamation, slander, libel or unreasonable messages, if no apology is received, the messages will be sent directly towards the rubbish bin and wait for being sent to landfills or incinerators.
5. No objections of the metioned are allowed, if so, you should not leave any message here.
Yours sincerely,
Owennson | 
